---"Did you eat an extra bowl of 'stupid' this morning?"
---"I don't know what your problem is.....but I'll bet its hard to pronounce."
---"If you have something to say, just raise your hand...and place it over your mouth."
---"You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately!"
---"Don't let your mind wander. It's much too small to be left out on its own."
---"Everyone seems to be normal.....until you get to know them."
---"Don't believe everything you THINK."