"A carpenter, an electrician and a lawyer are walking down the street when, from out of the sky, a boat lift lands on the lawyer..........."(The visual image is slightly funny but no joke here)
"Three men walk up to a farmer after their car died back on the highway and they ask to spend the night. The farmer says "Sure, but you'll have to sleep with my boat lift"......(Give me a minute)......................................(No, nothing here)
"Two women find themselves in Heaven, at the Pearly Gates, after a fatal accident.
The first woman says to Saint Boat Lift......"(Let me try again)
"Two boat lifts find themselves at the Pearly......"(oooo....Nope!)
"How many politicians does it take to lift a boat out of the water?....."(I got nothin'!)
(Hey, wait, I have it) "Two virgins ............................................. ..................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................."(Forget it)
"How many boaters does it take to lift a boat out of the water with a normal boat lift?
EIGHT.
One to crank, one to hold the boat in place, one to supervise, one to relieve the first crank, one to repair the loose cables, one to lock it in place and two more to complain about how ugly it looks." (It is a joke, but its just not funny)
"How many boaters does it take to lift a boat out of the water with the Viking Boat Lift?
TWO.
One to lift the boat out of the water
and one to answer all the questions from the other boaters who saw how easy it was, and want one."
(There, how's that? Is that a smile I see on your face?)
(This is exhausting. I quit!
If you make one up, please email it to me, at Kitlani22@gmail(dot)com ( Replace (dot) with a ' . ' )